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 Just chicken the comments and all the puns were laid out perf. So omelette everyone besides me take the crown for being the ultra witty and amazingly clever joke sayer of the internets. There's a Chinese dish that consists of chicken and egg drop soup called "the mother and child reunion". Imagine being grown and raised, And then you have the miracle of laying an egg, You nurture it for a good day, And then this huge bipedal monster comes around, snatches your egg.




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