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 Places like IndieGoGo and GoFundMe will do this too. I had a medical fundraiser site several years ago, and most people were donating amounts under 100. My ex boss donated 500 and my fundraiser got locked and we had to prove what it was for by being forced to release my medical info (which should be private info) and even when it got unlocked we were missing about half of what had been there and they "mysteriously" couldn't find the donations and told us that now it was on us to prove those donations had been given in the first place. Buy it:   Happy Mexican Skull Dia De Muertos Day Of Dead Shirt  Home:  1Tees

 Quite a few content creators I'm aware of that don't make monetization-friendly content have switched to SubscribeStar. It's honestly amazing that you can take a service like "Take money from a bunch of people, take a cut, give it to the account owner" and manage to fuck it up with nonsensical rules. "Oh but credit card companies ban adult content etc." Great. There are also CC processors that handle adult content as seen on literally every single adult-oriented website that takes payment. Set up an "adult" tier with a slightly higher cut to make up for the worse CC transaction rates and you're set. Buy it:  Sugar Skull Day Of Dead Dia De Los Muertos Shirt  Home:  1Tees

 Patreon could probably get in hot water if they are providing financial services for people carrying out copyright infringement for example, so they probably have strict rules about that. One would assume they also don't want to be associated with promoting extremist views, so I bet there are rules against say Neo-Nazi's or whatever. Businesses are not required to uphold free speech, you're confusing them with the government. As you say that's especially easy to see when you look at the broader picture: it's a good thing that YouTube has tweaked its algorithm to try to make stuff like Flat Earther videos less prominent, and it's a good thing that they have a policy against, e.g., a nazi calling for genocide. Buy it:  Sugar Skull Flower Woman Day Dead Dia De Muertos Shirt  Home:  1Tees

 The Owen Benjamin case is still up in the air, but if Owen Benjamin and his patrons win, then that will mean more creative freedom for creators on Patreon since blocking creators for things they do off platform could be seen as tortious interference between the patron and the creator. This could be rephrased to "They should be forced to do business with everyone", there is literally not a single successful platform that doesn't enforce any sort of rules or guidelines. Sometimes it's for public perception reasons, sometimes it's for legal reasons, and sometimes it's for ethical reasons. Buy it:  Mexican Sugar Skull Dia De Los Muertos Shirt Home:  1Tees

 Never heard about this, but that was only after she falsely advertised $200 pay per view nudes that ended up not actually showing her nude, leading to literal millions of dollars of chargebacks on the website. It's not that they can't, it's that they don't. Titty streamers and porn artists used to be on patreon until they were banned. Onlyfans literally only exists for porn, so it'd be pretty unwise for them to ban people for it when patreon has the rest of the market outside of porn. Unfortunately the Patreon is shitty, too, as Randowis wrote on his Patreon blog. They essentially behave in such a way like you're getting money that they pay you, not just a useful medium.  Buy it:  Skeleton Play Guitar Happy Dia De Los Muertos Day Dead Shirt Home:  1Tees

 To expound on what the other poster said, after all the refunds and chargebacks, OF then imposed a maximum of 60 USD per content to avoid something like this happening again. They also changed their payouts from weekly to monthly. Going from weekly to monthly is smart, but I'm not sure the caps really matter or are as pertinent if it's more so about false advertising.it apparently is as some providers gave out content that regularly exceeded 100 USD. Bella Thorne's 200 dollar photo/video thing was normal, aside from it being a celebrity and a straight up lie. Smaller accounts were also affected since they apparently relied on the weekly payouts. This is all based on fb comments though, Buy it:   The Girl Skeleton Dia De Muertos Day Dead Shirt  Home:  1Tees

 Privately owned ATMs don't have limits. Bank ones do, but the private ones will keep going as long as you have funds available. And they also charge outrageous fees. Imagine paying $20 per withdrawal on top of what your bank is charging for an out-of-network ATM, on top of the cash you want. Now do it on a credit card with 25% interest on cash advances in addition to all the fees. so, you can pay $240 for 730 straight days of access to the entirety of the Bang Bros catalog, a company who has probably featured hundreds of different women at this point, with videos made to please nearly every mainline fetish. you could probably blow a load to three new videos a day and still not see all the videos. Buy it:  Day Of The Dead Sugar Skull Dia De Muertos Shirt  Home:  1Tees

  It's better to just let the creators do their thing as much as possible, and sit back and collect the money for hosting the platform with as little work or moderation as possible. Credit card companies charge considerably higher merchant fees if a merchant is regularly getting a lot of chargebacks. And it scales into a couple of different higher level tiers, up to having your merchant account terminated and getting black balled by the entire payment processing industry. If online companies don't proactively deal with chargebacks and quickly fix issues, then they can effectively lose their business. Buy it:  Zombie Hand Pumpkin Halloween Day Shirt  Home:  1Tees

 In reality holding payment for things like that is a normal and reasonable way to deal with things. You don't have to review everything, just hold the payment for 30 days so that 99% of the chargebacks that are going to happen have already happened. Making the change can create a cash flow issue for creators who are used to being paid faster. PayPal often put this limitation on sellers. All new sellers are generally held to a 21 day freeze on all payments for the first 90 days. You can reduce the hold time by providing tracking numbers, which usually takes it to 2-4 days from the date the package has been received. Buy it:  Sugar Skull Day Of Dead Dia De Muertos Shirt Home:  1Tees

 Onlyfans has a refund policy as far as I know, but the issue in this case was all the chargebacks (not sure why no one just didn't request a refund, most likely just unfamilar with the site). Merchants are charged like $30 for each chargeback, successful or not. Onlyfans should go after Belle directly, as their changes screwed over a lot of creators there as they also limited payouts to once more month rather then bi-weekly. I haven't even looked but I'd bet good money Onlyfans refund process was at least one step more complex or harder to find than a chargeback request in a card issuer's site so people did that. Thst or something led them to believe a charge back was more likely to recover their money. Buy it:  Couple Sugar Skull Day Of Dead Dia De Muertos Shirt  Home:  1Tees

  A week later it happened again. This time when the plumber snaked out the line we had them run a camera down it. Turns out the brand new sewer line had a break in it. And what did we find running through that break? The cable tv line. The sewer was installed first and then the cable company came along and trenched right through the sewer line and laid in the cable and buried it. The catch was that after all this, the GARAGE was poured and built over the top of this location. The cable company had to pay to fix the line which meant they had to tunnel in from the back of the garage in 10 feet to where the break was through sewage contaminated soil to fix the sewer line and adjust the run of their cable and then rebury everything. Auntie didn't want them cutting a hole in her garage floor hence the tunneling.  Buy it:  Feliz Dia De Muertos Cactus With Skull Day Dead Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 Had fiber installed in may. This is how they did it. Won't enter the house at all due to focus restrictions, which is fair, but also left zero slack on the line, so my modem sits in the window sill, of a window that won't close, and it's September and winter is coming. When I was living at my dad's he lived in a dead zone for verizon wireless. I had a range extender for service and had comcast for internet. This was before wifi calls and texts. We were living in a duplex and my cousin lived on the other side.  Buy it:  Happy Dia De Muertos Day Dead In Mexican Shirt  Home:  Romancetees

 Yeah seriously. "liability"? Drilling a new hole IS the liability. Using an existing one is basically risk-free. Where I’m from they do that a lot. Will literally go through a lot of effort to make sure competition lines are cut and then they install new lines. My parents had one installed long ago. The guy didn't survive to finish the job because he failed to check and drilled through the main power inside the wall. Electric meter was above him, and the fuse panel was in the basement below. Company had to replace the 220v line inside the wall. Buy it:  Dia De Muertos Day Of Dead Mexican Holiday Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 I had my cable guy call his supervisor when they tried to do this. I'm a network engineer so I just ran the cable in the attic myself while the supervisor watched, and then the tech completed the rest of the installation. People like you were my favorite. When there was something I was either unable to or uncomfortable with and customers would just do it how they wanted while I did something else or I'd come back and they wouldn't freak out, best people. I had one come out to replace the old wires that were giving issues. For some reason instead of reusing the existing holes he drilled new ones through the brick and ran new wires, leaving both the old holes and the old wires untouched. Buy it:  Sugar Skull Dia De Muertos Day Dead Shirt  Home:  Romancetees

 I did it for work for 6 years, and the shit I saw other guys do made me want to jump off a roof. One guy opened the persons basement window, ran the line in and hooked everything up. No, the window couldn't close and yes, it was the middle of winter. I'm 26 and have a lot of grey hair because of that damn job. Thankfully I got hurt and I'm in school now. I had one drill through my outside wall and run the cable line right across the middle of the living room floor to where the tv was, when i asked what he was doing he just said this is how it's done now and they don't run them through attics anymore. I kicked him out and did it myself. Buy it:  Happy Dia De Muertos Day Of Dead Guitar In Mexican Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 So this guy probably has been dreaming of the day he could finally get a Martin acoustic, that he's dreamed about for 20 years since he started learning guitar as a teen, the dream guitar, and the dream is real. I guess the best analogy would be cars. You may have a dream car and it takes decades but FINALLY you manage to afford one and you love it, but then in the first week someone crashes into it, completely fucking it up, the frame irrecoverably damaged, you have to write it off, hope the guy who crashed into it's insurance company pays for a new one, but they probably won't, they'll just pay a tiny amount that could superficially fix it but not really, it's not the same anymore, it's altered. What do you do? Save up for a further 20 years to buy another one of these cars? Buy it:  Sugar Skull Happy Dia De Muertos Day Dead Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 You sir, are a man of solutions. A person that can turn a bad day into a productive one. Good on you. Cos Martin guitars are one of those brands that everyone wants and many eventually get. It's the dream guitar brand. Like everyone eventually wants to get a proper Gibson les Paul for several grand, when they're older and can save up their money. Even though Gibson are making terrible quality guitars right now (their budget replica brand Epiphone are actually making better quality guitars than the legit Gibson versions, the Asian luthiers are better than the American ones these days).  Buy it:  Sugar Skull Purple Day Of Dead Dia De Los Muertos Shirt  Home:  Romancetees

 That's the installer/cable company's problem. Because if their insurance doesn't pay, they still have to. He'd be crazy to claim it, too. Pay cash, apologize, hang your head a bit if it makes you feel better, and walk. I always thought that was kind of fucked up about insurance. Like I’m paying you money just in case something happens. But then I get penalized by you when something happens and I need to use the service I pay for? Maybe I’m oversimplifying it a tad. She's 100% math. She'll tell you that the math adds up for risk/etc and I believe her. Still... settling with cash can be way cheaper in the long run. Buy it:   Party Skeletons Couple Dia De Muertos Day Dead In Mexican Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 Yeah cable installer, for a company I don’t use, smashed a buried PVC drainage pipe in my yard to run a cable THROUGH it. Not over it, or under it, or around it. Most states have a max payout in small claims court, but the process isn’t usually too arduous and is well worth your time. Just make sure you read whatever contract you signed to have the installer so the work to make sure there weren’t any clauses in it for negligence or damage during the install. It's like everyone thinks some adjustor will pat you on the head and give you a check for the full amount. Buy it:  Couple Sugar Skeletons Day Dead Dia De Muertos Shirt  Home:  Romancetees

 Not if it's a brick house. You have to drill in or risk a blow out. Retro'ing wires in houses fucking sucks no matter how you slice it. Hopefully he burned him in a fire pit first then smashed the bones with a sledge hammer into dust. Depending on where the hole is, you might get away with putting a quarter inch guitar Jack in there and turning it into a full acoustic electric if it's not one already.  I literally threw a number out there for the comment. I didn't take the time to look it up. Thanks for the 7k in karma though. A money lemon, one that makes you pull the car over and go, 'Wow. I need this lemon right now...' that someone else accidentally picked. Buy it:   Happy Mexian Holiday Dia De Muertos Day Dead Sugar Skull Shirt Home:  Romancetees

  I got a good lawyer who was outraged at what they were doing, and charged me a very reasonable rate. I helped her by doing all of the research and helped her to prepare the case, which saved me a ton of money. Even so, she suggested that I offer to settle in a preliminary arbitration meeting and they turned me down cold. They wanted all of it, and they were absolute dicks about it, too. So we went into court pissed off and extremely well prepared. They showed up fully unprepared, and felt that the judge would side with them because they were a big Fortune 500 company and I was a nobody (one of their lawyers even told me that over the phone). I couldn't believe that that was their actual strategy, but it turned out to be true. The judge got really irritated with them very early on in the testimony because they brought no documents at all (we actually supplied them with extra copies. Buy it:  Sugar Skull Woman Day Of The Dead Dia De Muertos Shirt Home:  Weathert...

 Those who admit they don't like something get comment-bombed by diehard fans. I get why it's fun for existing fans to watch someone new fall in love with their favorite bands but, as you said, a lot of it is pretty blatantly insincere. Their YT videos get demonetized but those who pull in a lot of subscribers often set up Patreons. Sorry if it's been said already (there are a lot of replies), but "fair use" is a defense in court. It's not a status of something that makes it untouchable, it's not a shield against DMCA notices or getting sued. When you get sued and taken to core, then you can make a fair use defense and hope the judge agrees. And a lot of these cases probably would be considered fair use at that point, but they rarely get there, and would still cost the person defending a lot of money. Buy it:  Dia De Muertos Day Of Dead Happy Mexican Holiday Shirt Home:  Weathertees

 That's not really correct. Youtube operates two copyright enforcement systems in parallel. One is its own system, content ID, and the other is the DMCA. The OPs video highlights incomplete information at the 4:00 mark, where YouTube could not tell him specific details on the infringing content, despite your link stating "2. A description of your work that you believe has been infringed" is required when making a claim. How could a properly submitted DMCA claim omit this information? The whole point of this video is that it seems YouTube is not following DMCA protocol, and is striking videos based on incomplete information from copyright claimants. Buy it:  Skeleton Women Happy Day Of Dead Dia De Muertos Shirt Home:  Weathertees

 "Sure, I'll remove your band and their music from my list of 'greatest debut albums' on my very popular YouTube channel..." Yeah, the whole thing is incredibly. Let's force a company to arbitrarily follow some dumb rules, to our own detriment on general principle. And that's the entire point; YT don't want to have do actual legal work (costs even more than normal employable humans), and they were gong to get sued into the ground by the music & media industries if they didn't have anything, so the solution is to make their own system that IP owners are happy using instead of DMCA, because it is even more skewed in the their favour. It kind of resembles DMCA because ofc it has to, but everything we're dealing with is under YT/Google T's and C's, not actual law. Buy it:  Dia De Muertos Happy In Mexican Skeletons Guitar Shirt Home:  Weathertees

Rick Beato got flagged minutes after posting a clip of King Crimson, their debut album. The record company is in the Netherlands(?) and he had to fight with them for a 5 second clip of King Crimson, ended up pulling it out of the video. (List of greatest debut albums) The copyright owners are rarely the original artists, but the record companies, then the companies that bought the record companies. The whole thing is jacked. Except for Don Henley, most artists would be happy to have the next generation learn their material. (Rick Beato has a whole rant about Don Henley) . Buy it:  Day Of The Dead Skull Dia De Los Muertos Vintage Shirt Home:  Weathertees

 They still get flagged though. The algorithm can sometimes detect the song being used even in the few seconds they hear it and will automatically tag a video as containing that song and immediately start funneling that money into WMGs pockets or whoever owns it. And they don't always use algorithms. Don Henley has 60 people working full time watching Youtube videos and block them if they have a whiff of an Eagles melody, because they're stealing him, according to his senate testimonial. He's probably lost more paying those people than all the revenue he's lost on all those videos combined. Buy it:  Day Of Dead Dia De Muertos Sugar Skull Shirt Home:  Weathertees

 He's definitely not the channel for novice, or even intermediate, musicians. His theory knowledge is so deep, and as you said he often gets right into it fast, that it leaves me lagging behind not knowing what's happening, and I've been playing for years. His theory videos are definitely more for music students. But the rest of his videos are amazing and require absolutely no knowledge at all. I'd recommend one if his recent ones then, where he listens to the global top 10. What's amazing is that he tries to find good aspects in pop music by focusing on production, instead of being the typical musical snob. Buy it:  Sugar Skull Flowers Day Of The Dead Dia De Los Mueros Shirt Home:  Weathertees

 Also, does anyone else find it bizarre that sitting congress members can openly trade stocks? That's like a massive conflict of interest right out in the open and no one seems to take it seriously. Like when those senators got told in a closed meeting that the coronavirus was gonna be very bad, and they walked out of the meeting and sold off a shitload of stocks before the people were told and the market tanked. They then defended themselves saying it was their broker who sold the stocks, not them personally. Like seriously let's get at least 10,000 people to all file claims against Warner Music constantly for a week and see what happens.  Buy it:  Mexican Guitar Feliz Dia De Muertos Day Dead Shirt Home:  Weathertees

 Microsoft went after Twitch, which has tons of people who really like the platform and have no real desire to switch. What Microsoft should have done is go after YouTube, which has legions of people eagerly waiting to jump ship the second a suitable alternative comes along. The content creators are sick of this shit YouTube pulls, and the viewers are sick of the worsening advertisements. There's tons of issues people have with Twitch too, but switching a platform as a streamer will axe your numbers to like 10% of what they were if you're lucky and most of the users will just follow the streamers. Buy it:  Sugar Skull Mexico Feliz Dia De Muertos Shirt Home:  Weathertees

 With no central controller, it's much harder to censor content and that sort of thing. Plus, when a server with a few hundred or few thousand videos gets a DMCA notice, it'll actually get seen by a human, since at that scale one person can run the whole operation. Peertube will get lumped in with torrenting due to the amount of copyright material I have seen there. It's just a garbage digital river. If we gonna replace Youtube, it has to be respectable and managed otherwise people will just upload shit, make trouble and then we have shit, legal problems or adverts. Also, everybody is used to the "free" model so it has to have great features, enough to charge for. Buy it:  Happy Mexican Sugar Skull Feliz Dia De Muertos Shirt Home:  Weathertees

 I have alopecia, and have been debating getting a microdermal tattoo on my scalp so I can have a regular hairline again and be outside without having to wear a hat. Every single person I've brought this idea up to has shot it down. Like, I'm just trying to get as close to normal as I can get after losing almost all of my hair, and the ability to grow a beard. But people hear tattoo and instantly hate the idea. It's weird. Do what you want, fuck other people. If you want to do it, you do it. If accepting yourself and having a better mental health means you have to do this, than do it. If it helps with your body dysphoria than everything is good. Buy it:  Giorgio A. Tsoukalos I’M Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Aliens Shirt Home:  1Tees

  I knew a woman whose baby canine teeth had never fallen out. they were just plunked right on top of her grown-up ones. She asked facebook if she should remove them and everyone was like "NO!! they make you unique and beautiful!" but if you looked at her profile pics, there wasn't a single one where she was smiling. I did get them out eventually but my teeth were unbelievably screwed up because of it. I had a cartoonish overbite until I finished with braces senior year of high school. Everyone always got so mad at me for not smiling w/my teeth in pictures, like sorry I totally hate my disgusting crooked smile lol. I'm all for loving your quirks but sometimes they make life way harder than it needs to be. Buy it:  Giorgio Tsoukalos I’m Not Saying It Was Aliens But It Was Aliens Shirt Home:  1Tees

 Yeah, beautiful piece of art, a literal pucture on the skin and... just a piece of scar tissue. It's like saying a piece of toilet paper is more beautiful than a picture of a talented artist on canvas. What goes through a person's mind when they waste their time to criticize someone they don't know's personal choices? If it doesn't affect you, why are you wasting your time typing shit about it? There's such an intense push for self acceptance and body positivity, but its okay to genuinely be uncomfortable in your own body, and to want to make a change so you can feel more comfortable.  Buy it:   Official Kamala Harris Also Joe Biden Election T-Shirt Home:  1Tees

 What makes that statement even dumber is that not all tattoos and not all scars are created equal so generalizing them with a single statement is silly. I have 4 scars and have 0 desire to cover any of them up, but that's because they aren't large and are in convenient spots. If something happened to me that led to a scar like what OP has I would 100% get a tattoo over it. Seriously, don't get me wrong, I don't think for a second anyone should be ashamed of, or otherwise see their scars as a detriment to their appearance, but.. they're not more beautiful than a purpose made piece of art. Buy it:  Kansas City Royals 4 Alex Gordon Thank You For The Memories Signature Shirt  Home:  1Tees

 I absolutely love your story and resolution and wish you joy and stability moving forward. You’re sleeve is dope but I don’t think those bunnies are as “cute and fluffy” as you think lol. They are creepy, I like creepy but I could see it wigging some people out, especially when you add people’s pre judgment of people who have tattoos and your size. It’s like having an automatic “shitty person” shield.  When I first got my septum ( pre it being trendy), it was cool because people who had an aversion to it were non progressive turds who I didn’t want around me anyways and people who approached me because of it were usually cool open minded people I would want to talk to, win win ! Buy it:  Koreans For Trump Keeping America Great American Flag Shirt Home:  1Tees

 I recently got some self-harm scars on my arm tattooed and I haven’t looked back since. It feels like a new chapter not only for myself but definitely how people view me. People stare, make comments, ask questions, it’s ridiculous. Now instead of having to hide my arm I can show off this beautiful piece of art. It’s truly one of the best things I’ve done for my mental health. It also almost “wraps” up that part of my life and helps me stay clean to this day! These were exactly my reasons for having all my self harm scars tattooed over. To me they were my self hatred etched deep all over my arms, and I got so tired of seeing the reactions. It was very rare for people to comment, but some would smirk . Buy it:  Nothing Was The Same Shirt Home:  1Tees

 I have chosen my tattoos carefully. Look closely. As tools they may grant you a glimpse into the human I am. Equally they may shield me from the person you are if you cannot see past the colours inked into my skin. I have surgical scars on my left arm from the 3rd and 4th times I broke it, and I think they are ugly as hell. I'll probably end up getting them covered up. I find that often people will get tattoos over scars so those scars (which usually come from a very negative point in life) evoke a feeling of power and beauty when seen and not pity from others which happens. Also so that the person can look at that spot a remember the transformation rather than the initial reason the scar is there. Buy it:  Official If You Ain’t Nasty Don’t @ Me Shirt Home:  1Tees

 They don’t have to stop defining your struggles if you get tattoos over them! You can have both: a physical marker of something you survived, just beneath something that makes you proud to be seen. It’s your skin: it gets to mean whatever you want it to. I'm worried that I'm going to bring this up in the future as a real fact because I will have forgotten the source. Yeah, the whole "scars are more beautiful than tattoos" is a pretty subjective stance and probably taken mostly by people that don't have massive scars. This. I have lots of big scars from traumatic experiences. Many people get them covered up simply because the scar is a huge trigger for PTSD, some people just don't want to look at it. Buy it:  Quote Kamala Harris Also Joe Biden 2020 Election Slogan T-Shirt Home:  1Tees

 What, you can’t comprehend that this would be a super nice thing for the person to hear? Its blatently obvious that the ‘souls of the ancient warriors’ arent going to literally be infused into the tattoo but its just a nice thought and was a sweet thing to say. Yes, it is nice, but op made it all up. This is not how warriors have been dealing with scars for generations. GuyWithRealFacts is a known story teller, but this ones a bit less ridiculous than his other posts which are obviously false by the end. You’re making me think about covering up my scars now. I always thought my scars defined my struggles but maybe covering them up reall would help me with my confidence! Thank you for sharing! Buy it:  Super Mario This Is My Roy Costume Shirt Home:  1Tees

 The greatest warriors in history covered their scars with tattoos - almost always flowers or plants to signify growth and persistence. Men who could walk among giants were adorned in roses and daisies and petunias and for that, they were all the more respected and it was known to them that their tattoos-in-common forever linked them together in a bond of power. Today when a person covers a scar with flowers, some of that energy from those ancient warriors may be channeled into the wearer. They’ll feel it surge through their veins in a concoction of confidence and comfort and they’ll know they’ve always been destined for great things. Of course the lack of a tattoo wouldn’t have changed that, but now the spirits of great warriors have not only joined, but they’ve adopted that tattoo wearer, and greatness is forever unavoidable. Awesome tattoo . Buy it:  Turtle Witch Tattoo I Love Mom Halloween Shirt  Home:  1Tees

 I thought the belief was that you could tell if a signature was being replicated if the duplicate was using a high-flow pen which would cause a build up of ink or odd blip whenever the pen stopped moving to check the curve. Whereas, the authentic signature can be done in one smooth motion. I suppose its all moot if the person doing the duplicate simply practices over and over and can replicate the curves in a clean single pass. My writing is hardly ever done in a smooth motion, even my signature. I rest my hand on the page and have to periodically lift and move it to follow my script. It might have something to do with being left handed. Buy it:   Official 4 Ever Royal Kansas City Baseball T-Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 yes, because even though we don't really do it the same way twice, there are parts that are consistent like loops or the way we dot the i's. There's a few signed hockey sticks out there that are particularly valuable because they were signed while the player had a lower arm or hand injury and their signature was different for a few weeks. Yeah and I'm pretty sure I saw one, if not that show something like it, where they proved it couldn't be their signature because it was identical to this other one from earlier. I dunno, let me call my buddy who's an expert in Pawn Stars items to see if he'd be willing to take a look. Buy it:  Breaking Benjamin 21St Anniversary 1999 2020 Thank You For The Memories Signatures Shirt  Home:  Romancetees

 Some people really believe in rules to the point that they don't understand why other people world break such trivial rules as "sign your name" and "use the appropriate path for entry and exit from a shop" Worst case they mark that transaction as.suspicious. call the husband about it and he goes "no I didn't sign that! I full heartedly believe Barack Obama signs a cock 'n' balls ejaculating because it made him laugh. I had a problem once where my bank didn't believe I was me because I drew the loop on one of the characters in my name a slightly different way. Buy it:  Breaking Bad 12Th Anniversary 2008-2020 Thank You For The Memories Signature T-Shirt  Home:  Romancetees

 This is what I was going to say. Just bought a house and the signing is endless! My husband took the time to write his whole name out and mine looks like a bunch of loopy loops, so I win, I think. I had a stamp made for the printed version of my name. I have a long first and long last name. For a few years, I witnessed wills and various other estate planning docs that required lots of both signing and printing your full name. I love my name stamp. Reminds me of a reddit post from a few years ago, where a pair of roommates used more and more obvious forms of "faking" their signature, in an attempt to get called out on it. This was back before the security chip in cards, where you had to sign everything and the cashier had to confirm it. Buy it:  Cat Tattoo I Love Portland Timbers Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 Electronic signatures are not meant to mimic your real signature. Finding the right font isn't security. Those are authenticated in other ways.  I'm not sure why they did that. Maybe there's a legal requirement they had to follow? Sounds strange but I assume they know what they're doing. I learned that having an elaborate signature is very difficult as an adult. Two extra seconds seems like nothing, until you're signing a massive pile of mortgage papers and it takes three times longer than it should. My signature out of high school was fancy and cool looking. My signature in my forties is my first initial followed by a wiggly scribble. Buy it:   Facial Hair Face Gardner Minshew Ryan Fitzpatrick Shirt  Home:  Romancetees

 Thankfully when I sign electronic notes at work I can just do initials. So much easier to do on a touch screen instead of a real signature. When I went to the notary (for my dad's heritage) I noticed her signature was really short and quick. It makes sense given her whole job is to sign legal documents all day. When I bought my house they didn't let me use my regular signature. They said I had to sign with my middle initial. But my signature doesn't contain my middle initial. So that wasn't my signature. But I have to pick my battles so I just did as I was told. Buy it:  Fleetwood Mac 53Th Anniversary 1967-2020 Signature Thank You For The Memories Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 I have a really long first name/last name combo, so when I got older and actually had to sign stuff, I changed my signature to my 4 initials. It easy and fast! My boss’s signature used to just be 2 initials and a circle around them...but he did it the same way every time. My old bosses signature was just a single scribble. Not a lot, not an actual scribble, just a plain horizontal line with like 2 or 3 ups and downs. But he did it THE SAME WAY every time. I once had a paycheck that bounced because the secretary had run out of pre-signed checks and copied it herself. Looked identical to me, but the bank caught it because otherwise his signature was perfect. Buy it:  Official Jack Skellington Halloween Is Coming Shirt  Home:  Romancetees

 I always wonder on those "write your full name and signature" forms, isn't your handwritten full name the signature itself?  My understanding of this is to print my name legibly and then sign it the way I normally do (in cursive and much less legibly... But it's consistent). Yes, your signature is the identifying thing, but they still need to be able to read your name. I'm actually a teacher, and I had the sponsor of one of the clubs on campus come by my room a while back to double check that the signature on a student's field trip form was really mine. I have a “teacher signature” for hall passes that’s literally scribble. But it’s CONSISTENT scribble. Buy it:  Powered By Thors Hammer Halloween Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 This is the exact opposite of how signatures work though! The entire point is that it's your signature that you do every time! Society: We should each develop a personalised mark that is hard for others to copy and easy for you to replicate, so you can always verify if you agreed to something. Okay this is my personalised mark. It is on every official document I own, thus providing physical backing to its legitimacy. I have two signatures for this reason. I'm not a notary but I have a job where I occasionally have to sign things that also have to be clearly legible, for legal reasons. At this point I've done it enough that I have a fairly distinct "legible signature," just like my normal signature. Buy it:  Respect Los Angeles Postseason Shirt Home:  Romancetees

 There's some Reddit post where a guy used to draw his signature as 3 cats, because he found it funny... and then he bought a house and had to draw the exact same 3 cats, over and over again, across many pages of mortgage contracts. I worked at a restaurant for a while and we had to sign every open container of food, coffee, TIL registry, anything. I changed my signature because it was actually too long. I got my notary license a few years ago and they rejected my signature because it wasn’t legible. I’m like... but that’s how I sign my name, but, no dice. So I had to sing my notary signature in a way I literally never sign my name and I don’t even remember how I did it. Buy it:  Respect Oakland Athletics Postseason Shirt Home:  Romancetees